It is one thing to choose to go into a hospice; it’s another thing to […]
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a […]
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
I was put on earth to make people laugh.
I found out I’d spent my whole life believing things that weren’t necessarily accurate. My […]
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along […]
Becoming eighty is a matter of life or death. I chose life. It is a […]
A humorist has to be taken seriously before he’s considered a real writer.
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. […]