It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them.
If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a […]
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so […]
I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.
I drink to forget I drink.
I don’t like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
I don’t drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next […]
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.