I’m still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the […]
I’m rather secular. I’m basically Jewish. But I think I’m Jewish not because of the […]
I’ll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there’s some great comedy minds […]
If you’re quiet, you’re not living. You’ve got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.
If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.
I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I […]