It doesn’t matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it’s funny, […]
I’m recovering from a cold. I’m so full of penicillin that, if I sneeze, I’ll […]
I’m on a whisky diet… last week, I lost three days!
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, ‘Have you got frog’s legs?’ […]
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
I haven’t got an ad lib for people throwing bread rolls at my hat.
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.
Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that if we didn’t have electricity, we’d […]
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog […]